
It's often said that there are three kinds of economists. Those who can count and those who can't.
Econometrics are often blamed because the data is based on observation rather than controlled experiments.
Gerald Loeb wrote, "I once read about a meeting of economists who agreed that if their forecasts were right 331/3 of the time, that was considered a high mark in their profession. Then, too, I read somewhere about the man who described an economist as resembling a professor of anatomy who was still a virgin."
Winston Churchill said, "If you put two economists in a room, you get two opinions, unless one of them is Lord Keynes. In that case, you get three opinions."
Economics isn't an exact social science but it does predict behavior. I end with another vignette from Professor Max E. Mizer's econ 101 classroom.
Prof: So what is the real GDP given the price index and nominal GDP? Anyone? You can round up. Yes, Trash.
Trash: Round up. Are we going on a cattle drive?
Prof: No, I meant a ballpark figure. Yes ESPN.
ESPN: Hey, I know this one. How about an umpire? He's a ballpark figure. And so is the hotdog vendor.